Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ?
Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena
ye do peg ke baad khulti hai.
January greetings
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Punjabi Sms
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ?
Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena
ye do peg ke baad khulti hai.
Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai …. :)
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana